The family had a sex change

I know that's very sad

My Uncle's now my Aunty

My Mother is my Dad

 

They all had re alignments

To their bits and pieces

My Sister's now my Brother

My Nephews are my nieces

 

All is in upheavel

They've taken it too far

Mum's in Fathers `y' fronts

He's in her Playtex bra

 

Mum has gone out bowling

Dad sits home and moans

He's going through the menopause

He just complains and groans.

 

If God could make one change

To put the world to right

It's take away our gender

Make us all hermaphrodite