If you're down in Southern England

And feeling on your own

If you want someone to talk to

Or just to have a moan

Remember I am here for you

No need to walk alone

 

Call me

 

If people find your accent

Hard to understand

If you're depressed or lonely

And you feel you need a hand

Or you can't afford the price

Of a coffee in The Strand

 

Call me

 

If you find that life is daunting

And the going's getting tough

If you feel you're getting nowhere

That life down south is rough

If you want to pack it in

Or that you have had enough

 

Call me

 

If you are getting lonely

And you think there's no one there

If you are having problems

Or life's too hard to bear

Think of your friends back home

Because we really care

 

And call me