Today I could be hanging doors

Grouting tiles or fitting floors

I do all the boring chores

 

In Wayne’s World

 

I’m a     busy little bee

I will see you when I’m free

I haven’t time to have a wee

 

In Wayne’s World

 

Working hard brings in the bread

Or wife and kids will not get fed

Can’t afford to swing the lead

 

In Wayne’s World

 

To everyone I must be fair

My diaries full, I can’t be there

I do my best because I care

 

In Wayne’s World

 

There are no jobs that are too small

From sewer deep to chimney tall

In my time I’ve done it all

 

In Wayne’s World

 

Just cut out the middleman

Get my number of my van

I’m your local handyman

 

In Wayne’s World