Bingo
I used to call at Bingo
When I was just a lad
While I enjoyed the feelings
Others called me sad
At the church hall you would see me
I must have looked a sight
Shaking up my balls
Every Friday and Saturday night
I had to learn the calls
I had to get them straight
From doctors orders number nine
To fat ladies eighty eight
Key of the door was twenty one
Twenty was a score
Old age pension sixty five
Two dozen twenty four.
Though not politically correct
For this day and age
To use the calls today
Would bring people out in rage
It was 10 for a line
And 20 for a house
If some old ladies didn't win
They would come to me and grouse
Sometimes for a change
A railway sandwich would be seen
Fill in the top and bottom
But nothing in between
Then came the day it ended
I made my final calls
Wrapped up my bag and board
And put away my balls