So Denise you have started a programme

A programme for losing some weight

And hoping that just after Christmas

You'll be down to eleven stone eight.

 

You've given up sweeties and chocolate

Chips, peas, hamburgers and pies

To take off six inch off your tummy

And another four inch of your thighs.

 

We see you are being determined

With your will, to the diet you're true

Spending half of the day drinking water

And the other half going the loo.

 

You hope that the drinking of water

And time that you spend on the throne

Will remove excess fatness and liquid

And help you to shed a few stone.

 

We hope that you're diets successful

But please don't take it too far

As I speak for your mates in the office

We all love you just as you are.