Holidays
Now's the time for holidays
For having lots of fun
Basking on the beaches
Soaking up the sun.
Taking in the atmosphere
Bursting out in song
It says so in the brochure
Where did I go wrong?
No posing semi-naked
When I go on the beach
I have to wear my long johns
So the cold north wind can't reach.
I've packed my holiday attire
Plastic Pak-a-mack
Scarf and size nine wellies
And a big thick anorak.
"Get away to Wales", they say
A deep tan is a must
All I got is a runny nose
And half an inch of rust.
I went to Southern France once
To beat the weather fears
They had the greatest rainfall
They've known in June for years.
No more will I go marching
For sunny days and heat
I must admit I've given up
I know when I am beat.
In future I will stay at home
And spend my money here
But then again I'll win sometime
I'll try again next year.